Modern Love Club
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You've been scrolling for years. Swiping through an infinite feed of faces. The algorithm feeds you more of what you've already rejected.
EXIT THE LOOP.
Talk to a human. Amy Van Doran has interviewed over 18,000+ singles, building a mental database no algorithm can replicate. She reads the micro-expressions, the offhand comments, the energy shifts that reveal what someone truly needs in a partner.
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// INSTALLED PROGRAMS
SERVICES.EXE
$70,000+
A six-month, white-glove matchmaking experience. We curate introductions from our exclusive network of vetted singles, each handpicked for compatibility, chemistry, and shared values.
$300/hr
One-on-one sessions to refine your approach to modern romance. From first-date confidence to long-term relationship skills, we help you become the partner you want to be.
$2,500
A curated style overhaul designed to align your outward presentation with your authentic self. Wardrobe, grooming, and personal brand — all considered.
$1,500
For those navigating dating apps: we craft compelling, authentic profiles with professional photography direction and copy that captures who you really are.
// INSTALLATION PROGRESS
THE PROCESS
Submit a detailed questionnaire about your life, values, relationship history, and what you're truly looking for. We accept only 16 clients at a time.
A two-hour in-person interview at our East Village studio. We get to know you beyond the surface — your humor, your quirks, your non-negotiables.
Our team evaluates your personal presentation and offers guidance on wardrobe, grooming, and the energy you bring into a room.
We handpick matches from our network of 18,000+ vetted singles. Each introduction is thoughtful, intentional, and backed by our decade of experience.
After each introduction, we debrief with both parties. Honest feedback, recalibrated preferences, and continuous refinement of your search.
Your matchmaker remains your advocate throughout the process, adjusting strategy and deepening understanding as we learn what truly makes you light up.
// USER PROFILE
Amy Van Doran
Founder & Head Matchmaker // Est. 2008 // East Village, New York City
Amy Van Doran founded Modern Love Club in 2008 after recognizing that New York's most interesting, accomplished people were paradoxically the worst at finding love. A former music video director with a background in visual art, Amy brings an artist's eye to the science of compatibility.
Her approach is radically personal. She has interviewed over 18,000 singles, building a mental database that no algorithm can replicate. She notices the micro-expressions, the offhand comments, the energy shifts that reveal what someone truly needs in a partner.
The East Village studio — affectionately known as the "Love Museum" — doubles as a curated gallery space where art, vulnerability, and human connection intersect. It's a place where clients shed their armor and get honest about what they want.
// SYSTEM METRICS
PERFORMANCE DATA
16
Maximum Clients
18,000+
Singles Interviewed
2008
Established
87%
Second Date Rate
// USER REVIEWS
TESTIMONIALS.LOG
“Amy saw something in me I couldn't articulate myself. Three months in, I met someone who felt like they'd been designed for me. We're getting married in June.”
James R.
Client, 2022
“I'd tried every app, every matchmaker in the city. Modern Love Club was different — they actually listened. The introductions felt curated, not random.”
Priya M.
Client, 2023
“The coaching alone was worth it. Amy taught me how to be present on a date instead of performing. That shift changed everything.”
David K.
Coaching Client, 2021
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